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rebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

Anonymous
asks:
How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the "f" out of Safe and the "f" out of Way!

dutchster:

yang-the-timelord:

somuchtosaybutsolittlevoiceleft:

yang-the-timelord:

dutchster:

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i’m so fucking confused and it’s pissing me off help

Get out da way

i’m so lost wtf
there is no f in way and just how the fuck do you get “Get out da way” from that wtf

exactly there is no f in way

baracknobama:

why are cats always so relaxed when the government is a mess

fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

outscores:

i’ve decided to stick with love, hate is too great a burden to bear - martin luther king
not mine just my upload, please dont delete caption 

outscores:

i’ve decided to stick with love, hate is too great a burden to bear - martin luther king

not mine just my upload, please dont delete caption 

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage